As For Me and My House

As For Me and My House

Three kids are in the schoolyard, bragging about their fathers. The first one says: “My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper….calls it a poem….and they give him fifty dollars.” The second kid says: “That’s nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper….calls it a prescription….and they give him a hundred dollars.” Leading the third kid to say: “I’ve got you both beat. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper….calls it a sermon….and it takes eight people to collect all the money.”

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A Not-So-Simple Story of Demons and Pigs

 A Not-So-Simple Story of Demons and Pigs

“This is a strange story,” declares J.M. Creed. “Fantastic and grotesque,” adds Joseph Fitzmyer. “Unsophisticated, with enough preposterous material to invite the scorn of the skeptic,” concludes J. Pesch. These men are all esteemed New Testament scholars. Their statements refer to the story I just read (Luke 8:26-39). If you want a more local opinion, take it from the lady who edits the church page. In response to hearing the title of this morning’s sermon, she simply said: “Yuk.”

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Teaching a Stone to Talk

Teaching a Stone to Talk

On the one and only occasion in my life when fate left me with a couple of hours to kill in Middletown, Connecticut, I made it a point to walk by the house where Annie Dillard lives. Alas, she wasn’t home. Not that I would have known what to do if she was. I probably would have been tongue tied. Annie Dillard is a favorite of mine, quietly admired from afar.

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Leaving a Mark

Leaving a Mark

Many of you remember Lee and Jan Loichle who, along with one of my all-time favorite people, Eleanor Chambliss, co-chaired the “Now’s Our Chance” campaign which made our Christian Life Center financially feasible. Lee and Jan now live in Scottsdale, Arizona where, thanks to a Friday phone call, I learned that they are cheering us on this morning.

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