One of my better friends in the ministry is an African-American colleague (about my age) who once served a congregation that took pride in being as social as it was spiritual. In other words, they knew how to pray. But they also knew how to party. And they invited my friend (their pastor) to many of their parties. But while they expected him to show, they didn’t expect him to stay. Nor did they want him to stay.
On Being Home for the Holidays
Oh there’s no place like home for the holidays,
For no matter how far away you roam,
If you want to be happy in a million ways,
For the holidays, you can’t beat home sweet home.
Trickle Charge
Two New Yorkers were driving in the state of Louisiana when they entered the town of Natchitoches. They immediately began discussing with one another how to pronounce the town’s name. The discussion escalated into an argument and became rather heated. As it was nearing lunchtime, they decided to find a fast food emporium. Standing at the counter, one of them decided to settle the argument before ordering.
And Pretend That He is Parson Brown
I simply don’t remember how old I was the first time I saw Atlantic City. But I remember, as if it were yesterday, the thing that surprised me above all others. No, it wasn’t the Boardwalk (which, by the time I saw it, was a shabby reflection of its former glory). And it wasn’t the casinos (because that was so long ago, there weren’t any).




